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The past seven days have flown by, is it really Friday already? It's been a true Olympic week with Team GB raking in tons of gold medals, but what have Team Celebrity been up to? Put down your javelin and have a read for yourself.

We always like to start with a bit of exciting news:

We think that means she's back in the studio. Seriously, forget the Oxford Dictionary, we need an M.I.A Dictionary...and that wasn't the only thing that made us spill our tea with joy this week:

New JT music? YES! You better not be having us on Keisha. Don't tell us the 'origi-babes' reforming was all just a big lie too?

Nope, we didn't dream it! #Amaze.

Dizzee Rascal proved what a lad he is this week by Tweeting:

“Woke up in bed with 2 b****es!”

Maybe we'd be quite jealous, until we saw the photo that accompanied his Tweet:

Hardcore Dizz. Hardcore.

'Unnecessary Bowel-Related Tweet of the Week', comes to us this week courtesy of Professor Green:

Don't let him down indeed. Nobody wants to see a disappointed bladder. Talking of being disheartened:

We were just thinking the exact same thing Rizzle Kicks! Have we slipped into a weird parallel universe? Well, we think the boys of RK have, as this week they treated us to a lecture on why we shouldn't use the acronym 'LOL'.

If I were you Mr Lol-Man, I'd be running faster than Usain Bolt, and we certainly don't think we'd hear 'LMAO' from the duo when they find out they've been replaced:

Gents, we promise we'll never 'claim to laugh' again.

Tulisa certainly wasn't having a 'lol' this week, when she went a bit mysterious and cryptic on us:

Basically, she means The X Factor starts in just over a week.

Somebody who looks like he might not be tuning in to catch the new series is Will.i.am. Why not I hear you ask? Well, look where he is:

Wow. Not content with Tweeting on live TV, the B.E.P singer is now twittering away from space?!

This is all too much for us to deal with. Oh, wait wait wait. He's not actually popped to Mars for a cuppa himself, he's talking about the Mars Curiosity landing. Still, when space travel happens, you just know that excited school-boy Will is going to be the first on that rocket.

Moving swiftly over to the Chase & Status police academy now:

If you're the old man from St John's Wood then hang your head in shame. You've just been chased and had a status written about you. (We really tried hard to make that joke sound better, but that's the best we could do).

We Wish We Had Your Family Member Tweet of the Week, goes to Rihanna:

We really wish our Gran was that cool, but she doesn't even know what 'jonesing' is!

BREAKING NEWS

Deal or No Deal?

Finally, our 'Tweeter of the Week' this time around is Lady Sovereign.

Never has a more truer word been spoken. 

Catch us next time as we keep an eye on your favourite celebrities in Tweets of the Week.

By James Moore (@Jamesy_Moo)